MAGA Grifters Are Soulless Scum: Stop Falling for Their Lies, You Pathetic Cuckolds

This is Ghost, and I’m here to burn the MAGA grifting machine to the fucking ground. For years, these human landfills—Catturd, Tim Pool, The Quartering, Jack Posobiec, Charlie Kirk, and their ilk—have made bank parroting Trump’s bullshit and MAGA slogans, fleecing unsuspecting rubes who bought their lies hook, line, and sinker. Now, with Trump back in the White House for his second term, every single promise these grifters hyped has crashed and burned like a dumpster fire on steroids. Deportations? Lower than Obama’s. Epstein files? Buried, ‘cause Elon Musk says Trump’s all over ‘em. No inflation? Tariffs fucked the economy harder than a jackhammer. Peace president? We’re bombing Iran like it’s 2003. These MAGA charlatans are soulless scammers who deserve to be shunned forever, and if you’re still listening to their garbage, you’re a cuckold jerking off to lies while America burns. Wake the fuck up, or choke on the hell you’re letting these grifters sell you.

Let’s lay out the carnage. These MAGA grifters spent years screaming about Trump’s “America First” utopia, promising a golden age if you just donated to their Patreon or retweeted their X slop. What’d they sell? Mass deportations to “secure the border,” declassified Epstein files to “drain the swamp,” an economy free of inflation thanks to “genius” tariffs, and a peacetime presidency to “expel the warmongers.” Fast forward to 2025, and it’s all a steaming pile of broken dreams. Deportations are lagging behind even Biden’s numbers—ICE is twiddling its thumbs while grifters like Posobiec pivot to whining about “logistics.” The Epstein files? Locked tight, with Musk himself saying Trump’s name’s all over ‘em, and not a peep from Kirk or Pool about it. Inflation? Tariffs have jacked up prices so high your grocery bill looks like a car payment, but Catturd’s too busy shilling for Trump to notice. And peace? We’re in a direct shooting war with Iran, bombing nuclear sites while Bannon and Kirk try to spin it as “precision.” Every promise these grifters peddled has gone the exact opposite, and they’ve got the gall to act like it’s all part of the plan.

Most of these promises were the backbone of Trump’s 2024 campaign, hyped to the moon by these X-peddling, podcast-pushing conmen. They knew their audience—newbies and first-timers dipping their toes into politics, folks who didn’t know shit from Shinola about how government works. These grifters saw easy marks, hyped up with sensationalized lies about “stolen elections” and “deep state” boogeymen, and cashed in while their followers ate it up. Now that Trump’s in power and failing spectacularly, the grifters aren’t apologizing—they’re moving the goalposts faster than a used car salesman. “Deportations are coming!” “The files will drop soon!” “Tariffs take time!” “Iran’s not really a war!” It’s pathetic, and anyone who still buys this crap is dumber than a sack of wet mice.

Let’s name and shame these pieces of human garbage. Catturd—some boomer-brained troll named Phillip Buchanan—built a cult licking Trump’s boots, spamming X with brain-dead MAGA slop while raking in cash for it. Tim Pool, the beanie-wearing fraud who went from Occupy Wall Street to Russian money-laundering allegations, sold his soul for Trump’s approval and a fat paycheck. The Quartering’s out here whining about “woke” games while shilling Trump’s broken promises to his neckbeard army. Jack Posobiec, the Pizzagate-pushing hack, flips from “no Iran war” to “Trump’s ending their nukes” the second bombs drop, proving he’s got no spine or shame. Charlie Kirk, the Turning Point USA poster boy, went from “no forever wars” to praising Trump’s Iran strikes like a trained seal, all while dodging his Russian-tied contributor scandals. These aren’t thought leaders—they’re grifters, selling whatever Trump does, even when it’s the opposite of what they promised.

Most of these scumbags don’t believe a word they say. They’re in it for the clout, the cash, and the X payouts—Musk’s platform’s their ATM, and they’ll parrot any lie to keep the algorithm happy. When Trump contradicts their whole shtick, they don’t blink; they just sell the contradiction. Deportations flop? “It’s a slow ramp-up!” Epstein files buried? “Timing’s not right!” Tariffs tank the economy? “Give it a year!” Iran war? “It’s not regime change!” They’re not conservatives or patriots—they’re soulless charlatans, flipping scripts like snake-oil salesmen while their fans get screwed. They’ve built careers on exploiting political newbies, folks so green they think a filibuster’s a dance move, and now those same fans are left holding the bag while the grifters count their money.

To everyone who fell for these MAGA grifters: you got played like a cheap fiddle. Most of you were first-timers in politics, hyped up by Catturd’s memes or Pool’s “based” rants, thinking you’d joined a revolution. You didn’t know how Congress works, what a tariff does, or why the Epstein files were a long shot—you just trusted these loudmouths to tell it straight. And they lied, straight to your face, knowing you’d eat it up because you were desperate for something to believe in. Now you’re watching Trump’s second term implode, with none of the promises kept, and these grifters are still begging for your clicks and donations. You didn’t join a movement—you joined a scam, and it’s time to admit you got fucked.

The worst part? These grifters don’t give a shit about you. They’re not fighting for “America First”—they’re fighting for their bank accounts. When Trump bombs Iran, Posobiec and Kirk don’t call him out; they spin it to keep the cash flowing. When deportations stall, they don’t demand answers—they make excuses to keep you hooked. They’re not your allies; they’re your pimps, selling you a fantasy while Trump does the opposite. And the newbies they targeted—folks who thought politics was as simple as a MAGA hat—got burned worst of all. You deserved better, but you won’t get it until you tune these liars out for good.

It’s time to bury these MAGA grifters in the trash heap where they belong. Catturd, Pool, The Quartering, Posobiec, Kirk—every one of them needs to be ostracized, shunned, and laughed out of any future legitimacy. They’re not political voices; they’re con artists who sold you a bill of goods and bailed when the check bounced. Stop following their X accounts, unsubscribe from their podcasts, and tell them to shove their “based” merch up their asses. They betrayed you, lied to you, and profited off your trust—don’t let them slink back with new lies when Trump’s term ends. Call them out, shame them, and make sure every newbie they scammed knows their names as synonyms for fraud. These soulless charlatans don’t get a second chance.