Someone has to talk about public restrooms! You walk into one, and it’s like stepping into a crime scene from a dystopian horror flick—floors stickier than a politician’s promises, walls screaming for a bleach bath, and some asshole in the next stall yapping on his phone like he’s closing a Wall Street deal. Who raised … Continue reading Public Restrooms Are a Filthy, Pervert-Infested Nightmare, and You Animals Are Why We Can’t Have Nice Things