Picture this: millions of young Americans, holed up in their childhood bedrooms, staring at screens, swiping their youth away, and getting absolutely zero action. We’re not talking a few loners here—most of these poor bastards are single, sexless, and so alone they’re on a first-name basis with their Wi-Fi router. It’s a nationwide epidemic of … Continue reading The Great American Dry Spell: Young, Single, and Doomed